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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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