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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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