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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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