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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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It's a lap top.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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