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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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An elevator pitch.

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