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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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