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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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A swimming pool table.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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