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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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A pear of scissors.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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