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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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