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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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