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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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