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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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