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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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