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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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