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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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