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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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