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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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