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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

1226

Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

1987

What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

1197

What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

1198

Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

1321

What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

366

What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

2146

In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

318

How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

1615

Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

1310

How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

1224

Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

1988