Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

1987

Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

1614

What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

1226

How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

2053

What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

1198

What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

1225

What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

1647

What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

1228

Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

1988

What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

1199

Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

1321

What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

1709