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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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