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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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