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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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