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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

1988

Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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