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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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