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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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