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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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