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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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