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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

2053

What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

1198

How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

1615

Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

1987

What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

1226

What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

366

What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

1647

What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

1709

What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

1199

In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

1321

Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

1988