Pictures:

What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

1587

What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

2975

What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

2131

Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

1321

Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

1988

How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

2053

What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

1180

What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

1199

What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

1197

Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

1987

If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

251

What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

1709