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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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