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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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