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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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