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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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