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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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