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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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