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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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