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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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