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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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