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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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