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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

1987

How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

1988

What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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