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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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