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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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