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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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