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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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