How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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