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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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