Pictures:

Dovid Lane
General
Picture

What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

366
Dovid Lane
General
Picture

What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

2975
Dovid Lane
General
Picture

What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

1225
Dovid Lane
General
Picture

What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

1180
Dovid Lane
General
Picture

Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

1988
Dovid Lane
General
Picture

What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

1709
Dovid Lane
General
Picture

What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

1228
Dovid Lane
General
Picture

What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

1197
Dovid Lane
General
Picture

If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

251
Dovid Lane
General
Picture

Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

1987
Dovid Lane
General
Picture

Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

1250
Dovid Lane
General
Picture

What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

2146