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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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