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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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