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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

1180

What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

1226

What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

1647

What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

1198

What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

1988

Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

1987