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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

1647

What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

366

What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

1199

What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

1198

What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

1987

If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

1988