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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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