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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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