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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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