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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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