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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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