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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

753

What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

1820

Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

1457

Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

352

What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

3173

What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

1722

What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

1456

What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

814

Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

1094

Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

2221

Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

2002

The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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