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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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