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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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A photo of synthesis.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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