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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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