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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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