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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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