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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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