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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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