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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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A photo of synthesis.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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