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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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A field of hole wheat.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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