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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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