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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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