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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are nitty-gritty.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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