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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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