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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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