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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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