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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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