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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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