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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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