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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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