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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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