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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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