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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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