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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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