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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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