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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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