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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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