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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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