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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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A son of a gun.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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