Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

1046
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

3222
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

1799
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

2001
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

378
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

234
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

1839
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

1520
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

212
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

197
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

2220
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

2956