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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It is a ground-breaking tool.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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