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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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