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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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