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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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