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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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