What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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