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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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