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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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