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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their own Prague-ative.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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