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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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