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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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