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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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