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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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