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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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