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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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