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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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