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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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