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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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