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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

It was just revolting.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

"Don't mansion it".

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