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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Who is the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

ThanQueue

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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