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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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