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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd always jump through hoops.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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