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What is the largest bone on a hippo?

Their hips.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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