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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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