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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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