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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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