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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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