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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. What was his wife's name?

Barb

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why are some men more inherently curious?

They have larger "why" chromosomes.

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