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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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