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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Which type of realtor markets people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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