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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

2003

What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

1600

How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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