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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the local farmacy

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd always jump through hoops.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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