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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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