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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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