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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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