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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the local farmacy

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their own Prague-ative.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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