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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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