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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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