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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

"Don't mansion it".

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why are some men more inherently curious?

They have larger "why" chromosomes.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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