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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What shouldn't you say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Very cool!

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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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