Pictures:

What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

2562

Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

757

What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

257

How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

181

A photo of synthesis.

308

Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

379

If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

1810

What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

1319

Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

2240

Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

187

If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

1992

Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

1277