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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

590

What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

1500

Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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