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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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