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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

It was just revolting.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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