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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Why do people get hit by the same bicycle every day?

It's a vicous cycle.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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