What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

1501

Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

2214

What's a type of make-up remover used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

1811

What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

707

What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

1025

Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

1440

Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

2018

Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He couldn't get a handle on it.

379

Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

1094

Why was student's uncle able to pick her up from school when he wasn't her father?

It wasn't a pparent.

2328

Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

1472

Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes (castanets)

818