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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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