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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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