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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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