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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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