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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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