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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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