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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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