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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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