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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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