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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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