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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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