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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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