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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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