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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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