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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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