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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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