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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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