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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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