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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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