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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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