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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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