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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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