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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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