Pictures:

What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

183

What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

367

What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

232

What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

1296

Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

1454

What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

1085

Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

1294

What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

294

What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

1086

Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

755

What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

1105

Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

551