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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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