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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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