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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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