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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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