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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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