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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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