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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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