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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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