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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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