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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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