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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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