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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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