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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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