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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

1114

Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

2018

Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

1997