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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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