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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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