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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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