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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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