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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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