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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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