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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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