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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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