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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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