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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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