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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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A son of a gun.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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