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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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