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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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