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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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