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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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