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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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