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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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