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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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