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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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