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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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