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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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