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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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