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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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