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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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