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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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