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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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A son of a gun.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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