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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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