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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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