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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

2005

What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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