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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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