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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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