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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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