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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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