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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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