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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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