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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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A son of a gun.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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