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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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