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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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