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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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