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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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