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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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