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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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