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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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