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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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