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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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