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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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