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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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