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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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