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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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