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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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