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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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