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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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