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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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