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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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