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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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