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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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