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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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