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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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A field of hole wheat.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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