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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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