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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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