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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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