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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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