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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

"Don't mansion it".

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

It was just revolting.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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