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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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