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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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A photo of synthesis.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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