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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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