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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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