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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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