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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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