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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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