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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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