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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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