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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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