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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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A son of a gun.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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