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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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