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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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