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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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