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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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