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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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