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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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