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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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