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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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