Pictures:

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

1998

What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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