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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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