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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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