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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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