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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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