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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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