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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

213

Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

1282

What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

982

What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

1999