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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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