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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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