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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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