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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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