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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

1100

How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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