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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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