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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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