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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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