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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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