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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

1958

Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

1483

What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

2284

Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

1785

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

1509

Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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