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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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