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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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