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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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