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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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