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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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