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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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A photo of synthesis.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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