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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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