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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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