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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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