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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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