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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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