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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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