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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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