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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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