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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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