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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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