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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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