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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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