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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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