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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

1998

Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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