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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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