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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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