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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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