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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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