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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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