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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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