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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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