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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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