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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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