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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

2006

Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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