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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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