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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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