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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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