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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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