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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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