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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

2001

Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

2002

What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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