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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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