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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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