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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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