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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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