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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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