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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

270

Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

2006

How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

1821

Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

1223

Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

1999