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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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