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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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