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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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