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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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