Pictures:

Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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