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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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