Pictures:

Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

1441

My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

1478

Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

1993

What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

329

why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

373

How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

796

Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

331

What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

1469

Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

2224

What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

196

Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

1541

Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

1062