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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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