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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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