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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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