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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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