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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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