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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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