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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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