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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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