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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their own Prague-ative.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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