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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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