Pictures:

Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

1503

Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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