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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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