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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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