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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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