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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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