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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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