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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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