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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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