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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What was the reply of the lady on the subway when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, but I'm strapped at the moment.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

It was just revolting.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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