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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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