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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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