Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?
What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?
What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?
How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?
What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?
What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?
What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?
What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?
Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?
What is a risk of driving an electric car?
What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?
What is the official nut of schools and educators?
