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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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