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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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