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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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