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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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