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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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