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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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