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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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