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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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