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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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