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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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