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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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