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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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