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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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