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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

1816

Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

1998

Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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