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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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