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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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