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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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