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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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