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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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