Pictures:

What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

1996

Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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