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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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A field of hole wheat.

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