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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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