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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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