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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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