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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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