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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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