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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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