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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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