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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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