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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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