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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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