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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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