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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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