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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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