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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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