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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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