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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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