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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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