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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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