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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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