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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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