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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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