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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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