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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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