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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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