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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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