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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

1064

What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

1476

Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

2261

What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

1500

Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

2006

What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

1475

What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

1997

Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

1262

When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

1452

A photo of synthesis.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

1549

If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

1992