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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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