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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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