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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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