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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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