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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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