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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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