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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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