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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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