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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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