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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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