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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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