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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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