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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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