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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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