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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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