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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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