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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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