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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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