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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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