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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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