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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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