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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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