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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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