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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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