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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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