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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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