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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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