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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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A photo of synthesis.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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