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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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