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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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