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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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