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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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