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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What do train designers need to study?

Pullmonology

2005

Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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