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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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