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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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