Pictures:

What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

288

What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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A son of a gun.

330

What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

825

Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

1275

Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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