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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

1148

What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

1435

Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

261

What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

234

Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

1993

Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

596

What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

1992