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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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