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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the local farmacy

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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