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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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