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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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