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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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