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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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