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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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A field of hole wheat.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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