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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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