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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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