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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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