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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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