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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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