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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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