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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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