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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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