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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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