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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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