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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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