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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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