Why did Ida Murphy come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

1791

Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

292

Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

1436

What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

1458

What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

1486

Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

575

Why did Stu always want to jackhammer?

He always enjoys hitting the road.

1826

If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

1121

How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

1464

What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

1459