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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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