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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

1542

What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

1229

Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

1083

Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

1785

Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

1519

Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

1338

What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

1264

Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

2017