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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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