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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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