Pictures:

What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

1302

Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

912

What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

509

How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

2136

What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

1318

What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

1794

What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

414

My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

1478

What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

196

My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

1492

Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

1481

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

876