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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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