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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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