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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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A son of a gun.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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