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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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