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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

2001

What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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