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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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