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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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