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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It is a ground-breaking tool.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

It was just revolting.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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