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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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