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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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