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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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