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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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