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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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