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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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