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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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