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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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