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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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