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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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