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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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