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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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