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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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