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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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