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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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