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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

1468

My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

1492

Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

1006

What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

3255

What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

845

Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

193

Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

1999