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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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