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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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