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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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