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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Who is the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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