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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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