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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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