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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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