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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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