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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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