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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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