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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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