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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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