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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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