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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

1999

What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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