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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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A photo of synthesis.

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