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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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