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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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