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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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