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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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