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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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A photo of synthesis.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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