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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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