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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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