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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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