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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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