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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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A son of a gun.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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