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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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