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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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