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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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