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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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