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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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