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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

1209

If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

1810

What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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