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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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