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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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