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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their own Prague-ative.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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