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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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