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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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A field of hole wheat.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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