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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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