Pictures:

How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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