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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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