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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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