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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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