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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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