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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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