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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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