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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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