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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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