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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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