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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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