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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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