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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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A son of a gun.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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