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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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