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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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