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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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