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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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