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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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