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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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