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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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