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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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