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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

370

Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

1397

What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

1432

Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

1072

Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

1051

How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

1996

Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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