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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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