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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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