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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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