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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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