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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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