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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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