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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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