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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

1993

Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

1997

Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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