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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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