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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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