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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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