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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the local farmacy

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It's illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii.

You must keep it to a low "Ha".

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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