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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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