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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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