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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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