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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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