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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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