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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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