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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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