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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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