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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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