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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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