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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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