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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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