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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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