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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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