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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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