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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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