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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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