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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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