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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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