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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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