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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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