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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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