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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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