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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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