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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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