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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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