Pictures:

Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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