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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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