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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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