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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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