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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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