Pictures:

A photo of synthesis.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

216

What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

192

Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

283

Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

376

What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

278

Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

757

What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

1799

Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

1070

What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

1276

What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

1060

What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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