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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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