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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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