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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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