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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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