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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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