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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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