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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

1958

What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

1500

What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

1800

What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

1290

Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

1821

Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

371

Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

421

What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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