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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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