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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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