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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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