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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

2017

What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

435

Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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A son of a gun.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

758

Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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