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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

758

Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

901

What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

1085

What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

3168

What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

214

How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

872

Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

1273

Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

754

What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

1476

What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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