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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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