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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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