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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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