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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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