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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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