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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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