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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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