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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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