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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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