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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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