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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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