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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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