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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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