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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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