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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

1999

Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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