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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

2004

What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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