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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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A photo of synthesis.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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