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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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