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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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