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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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