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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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