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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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