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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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