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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

204

Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

1521

Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

757

Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

575

Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

2017

How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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