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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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