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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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