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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

825

Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

1481

What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

1455

How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

1996

What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

1092

Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

779

Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

1103

Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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