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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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