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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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