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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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