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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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