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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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