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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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