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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

1295

What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

282

What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

753

How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

2017

What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

3254

What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

2130

Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

1090

Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

260

What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

1210

What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

1066

Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

243

Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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