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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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