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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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