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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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