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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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