Pictures:

A picture worth a thousand words.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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