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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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