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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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