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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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