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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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