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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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