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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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