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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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