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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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