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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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