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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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