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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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