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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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