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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

1600

What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

1996

How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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