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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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