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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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