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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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