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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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A field of hole wheat.

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