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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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