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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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