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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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