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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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