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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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