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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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