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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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