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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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