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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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