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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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