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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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