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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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