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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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