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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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