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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

868

I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

1431

What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

1465

What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

816

Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

596

What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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