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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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