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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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