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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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