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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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