Pictures:

Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

1600

What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

1793

What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

1861

How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

781

What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

845

Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

1433

Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

1441

Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

436

Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

217

What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

3169

What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

1290

Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

1800