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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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