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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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