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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin' and the cheetah.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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