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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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