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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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