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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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