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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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