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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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