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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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