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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Syria

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

ThanQueue

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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