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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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