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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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