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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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