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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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