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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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