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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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