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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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