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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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