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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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