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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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