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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

2006

Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

2005

How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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