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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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