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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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