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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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