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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It is a ground-breaking tool.

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