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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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