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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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