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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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