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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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