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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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