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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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