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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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