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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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