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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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