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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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