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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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