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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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