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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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