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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

2000

How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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