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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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