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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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A field of hole wheat.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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