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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why are some men more inherently curious?

They have larger "why" chromosomes.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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