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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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