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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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