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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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