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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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