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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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