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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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