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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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