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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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