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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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