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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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