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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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A photo of synthesis.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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