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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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A field of hole wheat.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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