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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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