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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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