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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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