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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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