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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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