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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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