Pictures:

Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

1091

How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

3049

My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

1402

Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

1485

Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

281

Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

754

Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

1148

What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

1097

Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

1798

Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

1146

What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

1998

What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

1299