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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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