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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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A son of a gun.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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