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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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