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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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