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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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