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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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