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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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