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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

373

What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

1279

Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

2216

Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

2006

What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

1281

What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

828

Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

1068

How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

307

Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

435

Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

1521

Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

421

Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

2002