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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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