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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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