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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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