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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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A field of hole wheat.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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