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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

1005

Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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