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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

1992

Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

292

What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

1998

What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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