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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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