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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

It's batter.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

2002

Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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