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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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