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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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