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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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