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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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