Pictures:

What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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