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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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