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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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