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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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