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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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