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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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