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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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