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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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