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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

1992

Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

1472

What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

1814

What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

1088

What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

1319

Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

492

Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

1317

What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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