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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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