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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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