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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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