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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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