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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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