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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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