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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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