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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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