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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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