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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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