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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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