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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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