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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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