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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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