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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Why are some men more inherently curious?

They have larger "why" chromosomes.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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