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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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