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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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