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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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