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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

1350

What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

2004

What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

2018

How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

372

What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

1043

How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

1996

What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

433

Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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