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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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