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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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