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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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A son of a gun.

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