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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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