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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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