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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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