What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?
What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?
What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?
What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?
Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?
Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?
How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?
What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?
What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?
Why do people dislike washing windows?
What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?
What did the family photographer say to those posing?
