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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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