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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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