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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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