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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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