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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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