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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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