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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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