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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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