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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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