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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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