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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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