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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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