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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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