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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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