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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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