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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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