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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

2005

Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

576

What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

840

Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

801

What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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