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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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