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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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