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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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