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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

"Don't mansion it".

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. What was his wife's name?

Barb

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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