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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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