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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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