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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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