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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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