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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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