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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

ThanQueue

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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