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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

498

What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

1958

What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

1045

Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

551

What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

282

Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

841

What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

2004

Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

198

What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

209

What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

3254

Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

413

What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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