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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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