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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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