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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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