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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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