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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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