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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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