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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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