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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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