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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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