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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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