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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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