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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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