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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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