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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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