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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

1007

Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

2327

Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

2006

What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

1469

Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

1070

Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

288

Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

1068

Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

901

Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

1826

Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

794

What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

1389

Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

1338