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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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