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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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A son of a gun.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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