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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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