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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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