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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

1065

What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

1025

What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

2372

What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

1500

How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

591

Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

245

What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

797

Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

1024

What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

1455

Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

288

Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

2002