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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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