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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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