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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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