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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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