Pictures:

Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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