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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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