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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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