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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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