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What shouldn't you say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Very cool!

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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