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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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