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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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