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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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