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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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