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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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