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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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