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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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