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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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