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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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