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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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