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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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