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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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