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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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