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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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