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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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