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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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