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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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