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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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