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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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