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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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