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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

1406

Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

790

What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

2003

What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

898

Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

1273

Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

1519

What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

1270

Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

2523

What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

294

What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

1065

How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

498

Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

575