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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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