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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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A field of hole wheat.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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