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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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