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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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