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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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