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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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