Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

1479
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

596
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

1397
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

813
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

2549
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

1519
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

1093
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

581
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

1457
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

1005
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

1475
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

221