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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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