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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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