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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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