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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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