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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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