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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It is a ground-breaking tool.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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