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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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