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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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