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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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