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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but he has a chip on his shoulder.

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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It has always been a ground-breaking tool.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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I get hit by the same bicycle every day.

It's a vicous cycle.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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