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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why do some of these instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

ThanQueue

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