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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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