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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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