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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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