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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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