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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Syria

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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