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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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