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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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