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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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