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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What is the largest bone on a hippo?

Their hips.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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