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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they are far see (Farsi).

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Why was student's uncle able to pick her up from school when he wasn't her father?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes (castanets)

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Receiving the benefit of the doubt.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

Completely by "chants"

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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