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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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