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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

590

Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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