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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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