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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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