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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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