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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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