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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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