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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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