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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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