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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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