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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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