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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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