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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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