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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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