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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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