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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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