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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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