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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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