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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

377

Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

1092

Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

1114

What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

2005

What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

1992

Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

841

Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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