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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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