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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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