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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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