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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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