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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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