Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

238

What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

1515

What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

1291

Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

1518

How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

580

This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

1282

Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

246

Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

797

How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

796

Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

877

Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

1090

How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

201