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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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