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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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