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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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