Pictures:

Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

1105

Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

508

What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

1025

Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

2018

Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

2006

Why is the shovel so important to society?

It is a ground-breaking tool.

798

What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

1291

Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

270

Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

237

Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

1521

How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

1806

What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

1473