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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

By not being grateful you're a great fool.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

His mind was in the gutter.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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