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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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