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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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