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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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