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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

It's batter.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What do train designers need to study?

Pullmonology

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