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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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