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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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