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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Syria

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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