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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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