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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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