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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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