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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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