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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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