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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

310

Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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