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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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