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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

2001

What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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