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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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