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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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