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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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