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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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