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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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