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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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