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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

1923

Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

1993

What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

2002

What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

590

How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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