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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

1999

Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

1600

What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

1500

What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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