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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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A photo of synthesis.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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