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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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