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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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