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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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