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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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