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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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