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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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