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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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