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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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