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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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