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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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