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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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