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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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