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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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