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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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