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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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