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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

413

What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

257

Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

841

Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

1442

What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

640

What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

683

What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

1789

What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

1515

How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

195

Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

1102

Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

575

Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

1148