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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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