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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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