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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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