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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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