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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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A son of a gun.

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