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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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