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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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