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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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