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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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