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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

2006

Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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