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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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