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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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A son of a gun.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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