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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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