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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

1500

Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

753

Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

1175

Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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