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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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