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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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