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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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