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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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