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How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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