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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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