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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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