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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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