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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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