Pictures:

Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

431

What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

2004

Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

1271

What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

1233

What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

1465

What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

1799

What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

1235

Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

230

Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

492

A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

2215

How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

1035

What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

268