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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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