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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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