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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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