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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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