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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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A son of a gun.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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