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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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