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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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