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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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