Pictures:

A son of a gun.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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