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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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