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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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