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How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It is a ground-breaking tool.

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Why do some of these instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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