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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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