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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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A photo of synthesis.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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