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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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