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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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