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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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