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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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