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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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