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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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