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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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