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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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