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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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