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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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