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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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