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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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