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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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