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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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