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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

230

What does Sue do all day?

Sue

1482

What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

1784

What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

592

Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

1074

Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

1275

What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

370

Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

2242

Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

507

Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

492

What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

1065

What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

415