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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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