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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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