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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

1100

How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

201

Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

1007

Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

1442

Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

186

What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

2356

What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

1264

What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

1788

Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

377

Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

1231

What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

72

Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

1785