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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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