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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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