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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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