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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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