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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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