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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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