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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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