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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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A son of a gun.

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