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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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