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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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