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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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