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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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