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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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