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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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