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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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