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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

173

How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

1996

What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

875

Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

1474

Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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