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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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