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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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