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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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