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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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