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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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