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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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