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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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