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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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