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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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