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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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