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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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