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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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