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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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