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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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