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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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