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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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