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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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