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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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