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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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