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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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