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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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