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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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