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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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