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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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