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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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