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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

ThanQueue

545

What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

2286

Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

1103

What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

753

Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

215

Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

1514

How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

1113

Why was student's uncle able to pick her up from school when he wasn't her father?

It wasn't a pparent.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

983

Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

1993

Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

1460

What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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