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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

"Don't mansion it".

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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