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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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