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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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