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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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