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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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