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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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