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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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