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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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