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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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