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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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