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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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