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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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