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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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