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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

1993

What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

2006

What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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