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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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