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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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