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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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