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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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