Pictures:

How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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