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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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