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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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