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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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