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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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