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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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