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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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