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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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