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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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