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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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