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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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