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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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