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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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