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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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