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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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