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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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