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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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