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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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