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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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