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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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