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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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