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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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