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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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