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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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