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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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