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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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