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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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