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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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