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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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