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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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