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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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