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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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