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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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