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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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