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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

It's batter.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Syria

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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