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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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