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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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