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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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