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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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