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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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