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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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