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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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