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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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A photo of synthesis.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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