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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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