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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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