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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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