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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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