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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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