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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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