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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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