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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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