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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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