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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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