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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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