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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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A field of hole wheat.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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