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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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