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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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