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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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