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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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