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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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