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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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