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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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