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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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