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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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