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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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