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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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