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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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