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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

1999

How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

840

Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

592

What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

1509

Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

1001

How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

195

How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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