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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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