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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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