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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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