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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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