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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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