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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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