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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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