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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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