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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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