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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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