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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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