Pictures:

What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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