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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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