Pictures:

Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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