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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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