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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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