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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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