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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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