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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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