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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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