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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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