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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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