Pictures:

Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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