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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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