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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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