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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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A field of hole wheat.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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