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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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