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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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