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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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