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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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