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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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