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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

1281

What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

1486

Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

818

Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

268

How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

1463

Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

1305

Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

237

Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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