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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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