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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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