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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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