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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

1998

Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

1600

What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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