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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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