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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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