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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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