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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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