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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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