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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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