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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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