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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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