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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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