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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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