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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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