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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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