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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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