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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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