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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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