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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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