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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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