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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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