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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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