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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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