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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

507

What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What was the reply of the lady on the subway when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, but I'm strapped at the moment.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What do train designers need to study?

Pullmonology

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