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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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