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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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