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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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