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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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