What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?
Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?
What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?
What happens to dairy cows when they die?
Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?
Why should you never scream into one of these?
What are the strongest sea creatures?
Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?
How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?
What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?
How did the new photographer's business double in no time?