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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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