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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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