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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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