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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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