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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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