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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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