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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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