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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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A son of a gun.

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