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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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