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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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