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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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