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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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