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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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