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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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