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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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