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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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