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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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