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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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