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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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