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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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