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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

It's batter.

1992

How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

1475

Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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