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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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