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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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