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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

1958

Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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