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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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A son of a gun.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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