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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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