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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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