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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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