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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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