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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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