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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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