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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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