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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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