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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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