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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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