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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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