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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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