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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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