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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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