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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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