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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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