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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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