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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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