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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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