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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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