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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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