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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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