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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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