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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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