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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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