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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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