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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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