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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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