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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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