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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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