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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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