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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why do some of these instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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