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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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