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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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