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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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