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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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