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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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