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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Why are some men more inherently curious?

They have larger "why" chromosomes.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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