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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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