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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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