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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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