Pictures:

Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

1796

Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

1923

What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

1812

Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

2006

What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

2001

Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

1514

Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

484

What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

296

Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

191

How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

2489

Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

185

What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

1501