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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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