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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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