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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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