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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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