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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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