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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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