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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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