Pictures:

A photo of synthesis.

308

Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

1067

What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

1500

What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

256

What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

581

Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

371

Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

2018

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

876

How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

1463

Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

292

Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

1005

Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

230