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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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