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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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