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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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