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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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