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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What is the largest bone on a hippo?

Their hips.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Why is being a jockey such a desirable profession?

They just horse around all day.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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