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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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