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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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