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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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