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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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