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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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