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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Which type of realtor markets people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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