Pictures:

Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

796

How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

1232

Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

1478

What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

1006

How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

2017

Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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