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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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