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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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