Pictures:

What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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