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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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