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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

1993

Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

2018

Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd always jump through hoops.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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