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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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