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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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