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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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