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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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