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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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