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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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