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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd always jump through hoops.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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