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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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