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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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