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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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