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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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