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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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