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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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