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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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