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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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