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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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