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A son of a gun.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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