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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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