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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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