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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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