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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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