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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

1996

What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

1999

Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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