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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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