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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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A son of a gun.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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