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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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