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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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