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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Why are some men more inherently curious?

They have larger "why" chromosomes.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Syria

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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