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A field of hole wheat.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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