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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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