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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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