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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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