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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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