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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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