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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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