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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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