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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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