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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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