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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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