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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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