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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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