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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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