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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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