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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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