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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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