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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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