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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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