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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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