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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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