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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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