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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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