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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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