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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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