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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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