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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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