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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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