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How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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