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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

1996

Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

1958

Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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