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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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