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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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