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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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