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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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