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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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