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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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