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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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