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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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