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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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