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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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