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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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