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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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