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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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