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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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