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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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