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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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A photo of synthesis.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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