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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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