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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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