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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

1993

How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

796

What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

1471

How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

1557

Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

2326

What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

1292

What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

339

Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

506

Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

371

What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

1775

What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

1085

Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

1440