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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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