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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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