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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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