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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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