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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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