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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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