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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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