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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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A field of hole wheat.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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