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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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A field of hole wheat.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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