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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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