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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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