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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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