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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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