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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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