What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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