Pictures:

A photo of synthesis.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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