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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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