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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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