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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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