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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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