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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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