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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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