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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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