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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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