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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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