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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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