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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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