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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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