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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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