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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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