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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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