Pictures:

How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

2018

How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

420

Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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