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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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