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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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