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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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