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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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