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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd always jump through hoops.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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