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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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