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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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