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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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