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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

2002

How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

323

Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

190

Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

1068

Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

782

Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

1026

How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

182

Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

757

Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

1278

How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

2548

Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

1481

Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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