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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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