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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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