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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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