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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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