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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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