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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their own Prague-ative.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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