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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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