Pictures:

A photo of synthesis.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

1503

What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

371

Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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