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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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