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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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