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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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