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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes (castanets)

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

Fat chance.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his wry sense of humor.

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Which sea creature is not regarded as a friend to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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