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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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