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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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