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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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