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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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