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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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