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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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