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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

1958

Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

1296

Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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