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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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