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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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