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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It is a ground-breaking tool.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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