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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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