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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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