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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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