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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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