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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What do train designers need to study?

Pullmonology

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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