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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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