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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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