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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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