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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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