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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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