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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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