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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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