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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What shouldn't you say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Very cool!

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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