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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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