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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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