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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Syria

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why do people get hit by the same bicycle every day?

It's a vicous cycle.

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