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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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