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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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A field of hole wheat.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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