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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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