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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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