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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

1268

Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

1819

Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

780

What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

982

What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

310

How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

1557

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

876

Why do some of these instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

826

What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

981

Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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