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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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