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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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