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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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