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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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