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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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