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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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