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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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