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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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