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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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