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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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