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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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