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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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