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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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