Pictures:

What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

1292

What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

1240

What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

845

What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

236

Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

420

What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

1281

Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

1445

Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

827

Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

204

Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

877

What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

351

How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

1267