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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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