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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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