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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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