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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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