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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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