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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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