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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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