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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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