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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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