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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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