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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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