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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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