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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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