Pictures:

What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Who is the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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