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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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