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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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