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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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