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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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