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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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