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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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