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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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