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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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