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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

1101

Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

1067

What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

368

How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

815

What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

2004

Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

492

Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

436

My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

1402

What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

1235

Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

1103

What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

1799

What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

1793