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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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