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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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