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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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