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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

2286

What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

757

What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

1283

How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

291

What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

1270

Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

1474

How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

796

What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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