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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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