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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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