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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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