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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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