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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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