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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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