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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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A field of hole wheat.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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