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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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