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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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