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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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