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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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