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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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