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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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