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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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