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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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