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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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