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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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