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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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