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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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