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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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