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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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