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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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