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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why are some men more inherently curious?

They have larger "why" chromosomes.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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