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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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