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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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