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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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