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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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