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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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