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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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