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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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