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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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