How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?
When would someone use fine sandpaper?
Is this cat anything special?
How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?
What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?
Which career works the fewest hours per week?
Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?
Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?
Who is Darth Vader's wife?
Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?
What's the best way to get people to listen to you?