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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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