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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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