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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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