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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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