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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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