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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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