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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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