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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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