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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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