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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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