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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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