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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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