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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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