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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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