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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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