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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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