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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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