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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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