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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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