Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?
How did the new photographer's business double in no time?
What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?
Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?
Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?
How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?
Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?
How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?
Which vegetable is best served mashed?
What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?
Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?
