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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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