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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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