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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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