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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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