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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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