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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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