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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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