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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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