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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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