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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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