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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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