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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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