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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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