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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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