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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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