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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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