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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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