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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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