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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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