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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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