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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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