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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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