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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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