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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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