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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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