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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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