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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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