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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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