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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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