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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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