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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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