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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

782

Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

7

If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

233

What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

1065

Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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