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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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