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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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