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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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