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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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