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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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