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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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A field of hole wheat.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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