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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

1600

Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

2006

What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

2003

Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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