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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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