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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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