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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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