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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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