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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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