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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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