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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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