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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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