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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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