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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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