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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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