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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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