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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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