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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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