Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

2316
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

1072
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

1278
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

309
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

1073
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

1444
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

1834
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

2018
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

235
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

1722
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

335
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

1338