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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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