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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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