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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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