Pictures:

What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

1301

Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

198

Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

199

Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

1566

What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

197

Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

1067

What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

380

What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

219

Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

705

Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

1062

Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

1003

Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

782