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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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