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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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