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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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