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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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