Pictures:

Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

1786

What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

1279

What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

1235

How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

1996

Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

373

Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

1519

What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

434

What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

932

Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

1072

Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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