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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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