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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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