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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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