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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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