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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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