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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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