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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

2006

What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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