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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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