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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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