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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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