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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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