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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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