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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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