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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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