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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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