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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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A photo of synthesis.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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