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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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