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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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