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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. What was his wife's name?

Barb

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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