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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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