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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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