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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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