Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

1506
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

352
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

1815
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

1472
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

1992
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

1083
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

545
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

309
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

1437
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

1819
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

1047
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

1279