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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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