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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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