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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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