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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

1487

Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

912

How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

1047

Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

217

What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

241

Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

1504

Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

2004

Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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