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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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