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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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