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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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