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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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