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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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