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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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