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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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