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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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