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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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