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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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