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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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