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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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