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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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