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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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