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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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