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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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