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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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