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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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