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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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