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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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