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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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