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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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