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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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