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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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