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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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