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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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