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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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