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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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