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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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