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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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