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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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