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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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