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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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A field of hole wheat.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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