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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

1097

How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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