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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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