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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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