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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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