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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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