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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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