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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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