Pictures:

How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

1136

What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

72

The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

1404

Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

1796

How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

1406

When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

1452

What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

3173

Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

217

Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

213

What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

1501

Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

216

What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

1799