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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

436

What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

1043

What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

1451

What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

581

Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

1272

What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

339

Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

1062

What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

2001

What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

1281

What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

9

What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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