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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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