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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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