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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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