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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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