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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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