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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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