Pictures:

What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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