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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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