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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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