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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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