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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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