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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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