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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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