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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

1998

Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

1805

What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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