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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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