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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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