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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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