Pictures:

A field of hole wheat.

1076

Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

1480

What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

1834

How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

220

What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

368

Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

376

Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

1295

Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

1072

Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

1445

What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

2527

Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

1024

Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

1102