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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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