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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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