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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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