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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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