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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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