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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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