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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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