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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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