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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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A photo of synthesis.

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