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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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A son of a gun.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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