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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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