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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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