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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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