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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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