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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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