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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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