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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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A field of hole wheat.

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