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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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