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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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