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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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