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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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