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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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