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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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