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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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