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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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