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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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