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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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