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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

2002

What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

1996

Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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