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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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