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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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