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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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