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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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