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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

1996

Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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