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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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