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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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