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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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