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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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