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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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