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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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