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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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