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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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