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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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