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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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