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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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