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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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