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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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