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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

2017

Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

1600

Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

1072

Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

194

What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

1775

Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

1272

Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

1454

What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

825

Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

376

How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

2217

What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

72

What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

1291