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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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