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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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