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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

2001

Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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