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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

1998

What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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