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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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