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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

292

Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

798

Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

269

Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

755

How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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