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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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