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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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