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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

2006

Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

2005

What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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