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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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