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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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A photo of synthesis.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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