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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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