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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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