Pictures:

A picture worth a thousand words.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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