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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

1025

Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

323

P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

1306

What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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