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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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