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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

1035

How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

1113

If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

1992

Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

1072

Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

1087

Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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