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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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