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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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