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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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