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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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