Pictures:

Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

2018

Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

1433

Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their own Prague-ative.

2117

What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

265

What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

1468

Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

1338

Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

1044

Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

1067

What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

3169

What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

982

What does Sue do all day?

Sue

1482

What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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