Pictures:

What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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