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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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