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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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