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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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