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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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