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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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