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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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