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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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