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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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