Pictures:

What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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