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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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