Pictures:

This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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