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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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