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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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