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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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