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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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