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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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