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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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