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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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