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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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