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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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