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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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