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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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