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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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