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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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