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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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