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How much does a teenager weigh?
What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?
What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?
Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?
Why did the weasel go to prison?
Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?
Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?
What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?
How does one shorten a coughing fit?
What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?
