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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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