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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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