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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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