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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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