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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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