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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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