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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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