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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

2006

Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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