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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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