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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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