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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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