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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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