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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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