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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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