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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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