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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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