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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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