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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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