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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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