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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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