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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

It's a heeded discussion.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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