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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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