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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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