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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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