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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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