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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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