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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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