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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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