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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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It's illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii.

You must keep it to a low "Ha".

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What shouldn't you say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Very cool!

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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