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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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