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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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