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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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