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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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