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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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