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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

It's batter.

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