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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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