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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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