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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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