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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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