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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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