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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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