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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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