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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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