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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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