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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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