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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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