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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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