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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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