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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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