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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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