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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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