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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

2004

How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

840

How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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