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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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