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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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