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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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A son of a gun.

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