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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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