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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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