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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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