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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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