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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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