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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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