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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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