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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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