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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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