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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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