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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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