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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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