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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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