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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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