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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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