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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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