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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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