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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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