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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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