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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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