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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

1915

What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

790

What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

1088

Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

875

Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

1035

How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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