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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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