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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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