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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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