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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He couldn't get a handle on it.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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