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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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