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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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