Pictures:

How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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