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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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