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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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