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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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