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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It is a ground-breaking tool.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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