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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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