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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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