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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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