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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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