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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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