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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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