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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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