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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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