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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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