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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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