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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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