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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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A son of a gun.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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