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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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