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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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