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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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