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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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