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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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