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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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