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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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