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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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