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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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