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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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