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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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