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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

2004

What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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