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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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