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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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