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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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