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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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A photo of synthesis.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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