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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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