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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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