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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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