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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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