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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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