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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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