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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

"Don't mansion it".

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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