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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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