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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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