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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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