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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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