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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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