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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

2006

What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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