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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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