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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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