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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What was the reply of the lady on the subway when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, but I'm strapped at the moment.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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