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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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