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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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