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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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