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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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