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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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