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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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