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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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