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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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