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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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