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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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