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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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