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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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