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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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