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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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