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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

2006

Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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