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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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