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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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