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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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