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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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