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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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