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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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