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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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