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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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