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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

2004

What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

1306

Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

258

What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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