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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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