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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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