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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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