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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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