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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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