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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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