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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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