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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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