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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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