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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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