Pictures:

What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

269

Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

639

Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

2523

What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

1279

How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

1996

When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

1452

Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

1289

Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

216

Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

261

How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

195

Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

1072

Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

260