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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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