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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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