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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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