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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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