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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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