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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

It was just revolting.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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