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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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