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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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