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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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