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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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