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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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