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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

2003

Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

2017

Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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