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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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A photo of synthesis.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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