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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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