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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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A field of hole wheat.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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