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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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