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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

1062

What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

874

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

876

Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

367

How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

1480

Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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