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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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