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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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