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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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