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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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