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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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