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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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