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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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