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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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