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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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