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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

1993

Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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