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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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