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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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