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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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