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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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