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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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A field of hole wheat.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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