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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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A son of a gun.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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