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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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