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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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