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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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