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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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