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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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