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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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