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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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