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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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