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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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