Pictures:

What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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