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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

2001