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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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