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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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