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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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