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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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