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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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