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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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