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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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