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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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