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What do you call online support for barbers?

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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