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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

872

Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

1317

Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

420

Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

1062

What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

329

What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

491

What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

1498

What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

415

My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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