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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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