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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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