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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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