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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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