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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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