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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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