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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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