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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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