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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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