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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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