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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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A field of hole wheat.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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