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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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