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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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