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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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