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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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