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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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