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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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