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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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