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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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