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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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