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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

1996

What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

1992

What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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