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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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