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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

1998

Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

2004

Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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