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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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