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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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