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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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