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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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