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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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