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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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