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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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