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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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