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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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