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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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