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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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