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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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