Pictures:

What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

2006