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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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