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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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