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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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