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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

1229

What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

284

How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

1822

What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

1500

What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

2005

Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

1485

What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

509

Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

185

What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

825

Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

1437

What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

1493

Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

2006