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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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