What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

268

What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

329

What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

875

How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

590

Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

1798

Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their own Prague-ative.

2117

Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

1239

Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

Because it's straight from the horse's mouth.

1817

Where is a gardeners favorite store?

Bloomingdales

1148

How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

With increased exposure.

1599

Why did Stu always want to jackhammer?

He always enjoys hitting the road.

1826

How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

793