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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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