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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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