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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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