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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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