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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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