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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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