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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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