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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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