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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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