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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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