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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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