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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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