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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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A photo of synthesis.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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