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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

1075

Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

487

Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

2061

Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

377

Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

790

I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

1431

Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

635

Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

261

Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

779

Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

1100

How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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