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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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