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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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