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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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