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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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