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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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