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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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