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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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