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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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