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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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