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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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