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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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