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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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