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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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