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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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