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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

1958

What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

1086

Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

1600

What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

1097

What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

574

Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

1993

Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

1239

Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

1092

What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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