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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

1064

What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

2175

What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

294

What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

1270

How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

590

What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

981

What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

1515

What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

1290

What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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