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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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