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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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