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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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