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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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