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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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