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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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