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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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