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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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