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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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