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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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