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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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