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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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