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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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