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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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