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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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