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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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