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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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