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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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