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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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