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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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