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Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

2006

How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

1996

My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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