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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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