Pictures:

A photo of synthesis.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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