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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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