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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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