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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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