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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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A field of hole wheat.

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