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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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