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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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