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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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