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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

789

What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

840

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

876

What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

2004

What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

1035

Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

1047

Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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