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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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