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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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