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A son of a gun.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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