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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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