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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

1997