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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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