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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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