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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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