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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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