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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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